I Need a new Body |
LyricsChorus: I need a new body, this one's getting' oldI need a new body, this one looks like shit, I'm told I need a new body, this one's weathered and worn I need a new body, had this one since I was born Need new eyes, can't see, everything's blurry Need new ears, can't hear; they're growin' furry Need a new nose, this ol' factory's shutting down Need new hair, my scalp's folliclly unsound Need a new tongue, this one's given its last lickin' Need a new neck, mine's scrawny like a chicken Need new arms, these are weak, no muscle tone Need a new chest, mine's sunk, all hair and bone CHORUS Need a new stomach, mine's flabby and complains Need new bones, with no arthritic pains Need new legs; these can't carry the load so well Need new feet, mine stink, sweat and swell Need a new heart, mine's bee broke and hardly pumps Need new skin, mine's wrinkled and covered with lumps Need new fingers, can't even pick my nose no more Need new armpits, these smell like an old crack whore's CHORUS Need a new chin, mine's getting' too pointy for shavin' Need new cheeks, these are seriously cavin' Need new teeth, lost a lot, just got a few Need new gums, some disease turned 'em blue (quieter)Need new nuts, mine are growin' bald and shrinkin' Need a new sphincter, mine recently started stinkin' Need a new butt, mine's gone flat and droops way low Need a new weenie, can't tell whether to come or go CHORUS-END |
| Short Song Description: Funny song about needing a new body. |
| Lyric Credits: Chuck Stange |
| Music Credits: Chuck Stange |
| Producer Credits: Harley Toberman |
| Publisher Credits: Hookshot Music |
| Performance Credits: BMI |
| Label Credits: Escaleras records |
| Song Length: 3:57 |
| Primary Genre: Country-Contemporary |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Tempo / Feel: Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Subject Matter 1: Laugh, Smile |
| Mood 1: Cheerful |
| Language: English |